Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her
today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them
today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.
Well sure, they’re all tomorrow’s glumpest dingadongs
what I really like about Pratchett’s work among all the other things, is that he basically opens all his books with exposure and “here is an immuable, very eternal law upon which the world is built” and then he spends the rest of the book trampling on that law
“it is impossible for a woman to be a wizard, so we’re going to follow this wizard girl’s journey”
“dragons are gone forever and dormant, here be no dragons. say hi to this one lady dragon tho”
“nobody can resist elves. that’s why Magrat is going to deck their queen in the face”
“everyone knows women can’t fight”
“everyone knows golems don’t have souls. they all have names and personalities and-”
“all dwarves are men. then they were introduced to gender”
“Death is eternal and unchanging. Let’s see what happens when he goes through all major human development stages in reverse starting with his retirement”
All in all “here’s this thing everyone knows is true, here’s why it’s bullshit, here’s how untrue it is, and here’s how nobody is going to learn a lesson from being shown that this law of nature is bullshit. We all know people never learn right. or do they”
